i wrote this to make myself feel better by SparklingSunflowerXX, literature
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i wrote this to make myself feel better
won day fat boi gets hungry. he ask his mum 2 make him fud but mum sai "get ur own fud fatass am writing yaoi". boi ran away nd cryed. boi sais 2 himself "i no wona mak mi own fud." but then boi gets idea. boi goes bak inside and eat hole kitchen. he look at his mum, but mum is stil righting yaoi. he gose upstairs and eats hte bathrume 2. boi isnt hungry animor. boi looks at his mum's rume. he want revenge 4 makin him starv. boi gose into his mum's rume and cuts it out of hs haus. he throw his mum's rume 2 spani. mum was just 3yaoi5u 2 notice.
lik dis if u cri evertime
Helping Twilight Win The Crown - EB Parody by SparklingSunflowerXX, literature
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Helping Twilight Win The Crown - EB Parody
HEY, HEY, EVERYBODY,
I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY.
IT MAY SEEM AS USELESS,
AS THE SEQUEL TO TWILIGHT, BUT HEY.
IF YOU JUST YOU LOOK THROUGH THE GAME STORE
THEN YOU WILL SEE
EARTHBOUND FINALLY
CAME OUT FOR VC
HEY, HEY, EVERYBODY,
I'M HERE TO SHOUT,
THAT THE MAGIC OF PSI, IS WHAT, IT'S ALL ABOUT.
YEAH, YOU THOUGHT THIS WAS USELESS
AS THE GAME ITSELF, BUT HEY.
THE CHOSEN FOUR WILL HELP YOU SEE ANOTHER WAY!
SO GET UP,
GET THE GAME,
THEN YOU GO AND TURN AROUND,
WE'LL ALL WORK TOGETHER HELPING SHIGESATO LOSE HIS FROWN
SO SIT DOWN,
PLAY EARTHBOUND,
CAUSE IT HAS SOME FUCKED UP SOUNDS
WE'LL ALL WORK TOGETHER HELPING SHIGESATO LOSE HIS FROWN
DA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
JACK: I WILL OBEY THE TRAFFIC RUUUUUULES
BAKA TITANS
NESS: I WILL EAT EVERYTHING WITHOUT LIKES OR DISLIKEEEEES
BAKA TITANS
NICOLE: EARTHQUAKES, LIGHTNING, FIRE, DAD, GRAMMAR, MATH, SCIENCE, SOCIAL STUDIES..
THERE IS NOTHING I AM AFRAID OFFFFFFFFF
BAKA TITANS, GOOOOOOO~!
NINTEN: HOLLA
HOLLA
HOLLA
HOLLA
HOLLA
HOLLA
HOLLA MAH NAAAAAAME
BAKA TITANS
HALF OF YOOOOUR TROUBLES WILL BEGOOOOONE
BAKA TITANS
SKYLER: PAPA'S SCHEDULE CONTROL.... MAMA'S WEIGHT CONTROL.... WISHES ARE ENDLESS????////
BAKA TITANS GO >.>
JACK:
1
2
3
4
5
EVERYONE: BAKA TITANS! :dummy:
THE DERPY PIRATE'S THEME SONG by SparklingSunflowerXX, literature
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THE DERPY PIRATE'S THEME SONG
BLEEEGHHHHH OKAY THIS IS AWFUL CAUSE I'M JUST MAKING THIS UP AS I GO XDDD
YO
YA-YO YA-YO
DREAMIN';
DON'T GIVE IT UP NESS
DREAMIN';
DON'T GIVE IT UP JACK
DREAMIN';
DON'T GIVE IT UP SKYLER
DREAMIN';
DON'T GIVE IT UP--
GIVE IT UP
GIVE IT UP
GIVE IT UP
GIVE IT UP
NO!
HERE'S HOW THE STORY GOES, WE'RE GONNA FIND OUT ABOUT A TREASURE IN THE SUGOI LINE; NO DOUBT
THE FATASS'S WHOSE EYE'S ON IT HE'LL SING:
"I'LL BE THE KING OF STEAK-- I'M GONNA BE KING!"
YA-YO YA-YO
HO HO HOMOS
HIS NAME IS NESS
THAT'S NESS--ERR, JUST NESS
GONNA BE
KING
OF
THE
STEAK
HE'S MADE OF FLAB
HOW DID THAT HAPPEN
YO
HO
HO
HE TOOK A BITE OF THE TABLE--
YA-YO
My Dearest Bakas by SparklingSunflowerXX, literature
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My Dearest Bakas
My dearest Bakas,
Well. Here we are now.
Trying to say farewell. We've come so far, only to turn back and divide into separate dreams. Usually on bright days like this, I'd be talkative and cheery.
But I'm not.
Not without you.
My dearest Bakas,
Sure, sometimes we got on each other's nerves. And sometimes we told each other things that we regretted. But we always enjoyed being together, no matter what. One was always there to lend a hand to the other. No matter how bad the situation got.
My dearest Bakas, are you sure that it's only been three months that I've known you all? Because it feels like a lifetime to me. We were always such f
TJ'S AMAZING STORY 11 by SparklingSunflowerXX, literature
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TJ'S AMAZING STORY 11
ONCE UPON A TIME
THERE WAS A GUY NAMED LOID'S GLASSES
THE GLASSES WENT TO LOID'S FACE
AND HE DIED
ALSO NINTEN AND NESS FUCKED BECAUSE THEY ALWAYS DO THAT IN THE STORIES